just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
I tried to scroll too..
you don’t have to reblog this from me but this is something i can’t scroll past when doing something so effortless could save someone